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At bedtime, the amorous husband prepared two aspirins and a glass of water for his wife. "What is this for?" "For you headache, dear." "But I don't have a headache." "Good." Read more...

A particularly macho man married a good-looking lady. After the wedding, the man laid down the following rules: "I'll be home if I want and when I want. I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing with my old buddies whenever I want -- and don't you give me a hard time about it! Those are Read more...

ARLINGTON, Va. -- Most people think it's probably unwise to have an affair with one's boss or someone else with whom you work, but is it unethical? Well, yes and no -- depending on whether you are a man or woman, according to the Ethics Resource Center, which today released initial statistics from its sixth biennial National Business Ethics Survey (NBES). While only 14.9 percent of Americans Read more...

As a surprise gift for his 95th birthday, a group of Bernstein's friends pitched in and hired a lady of the evening to pay him a visit. That night, Bernstein answered his door to find the beautiful young woman on his porch. "Are you Bernstein?" she inquired seductively. "Yes, I sure am," the elderly man replied. "I'm here to give you super sex," she Read more...

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks the woman to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel room. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go wash her Read more...

A man picks up his prescription for Viagra and goes home to get ready for his wife's arrival. He calls her on the phone and she tells him she'll be home in an hour. "Perfect," he replies. The doctor had told him to take his Viagra an hour before sex, so he takes the pill and waits. Well, an hour goes by and the man is ready to go, but still no wife. Just then, she calls him Read more...

A little girl goes to her father, who is working in the yard, and asks him, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father is surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He therefore proceeds to tell her all about "the birds and the bees." When he finishes his explanation, Read more...

A man a few years beyond the ThirdAge is sitting in his living room engrossed in a book. One of his grandchildren enters and asks, "What are you reading, Grandpa?" "A very sad book," the man replies. "It's called 'The Joy of Sex.'" "'The Joy of Sex'?" his grandson asks. "That's not a sad book, Grandpa." The old fellow sighs. "At Read more...

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed Read more...

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be Read more...

The legends of space exploration hold that when Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement, but a strange reference to a Mr. Gorsky -- only on the closed communications system. Among those gems, according to reports, he said over NASA system: "Good luck Mr. Gorsky." Now, there Read more...

Extra pounds do not keep men from asking women out and 54 percent of men say heavier women are better in bed, a poll conducted by dating Web sites indicated. Dating sites Date.com, Matchmaker.com and Amor.com polled thousands of members during July and August to see what they think about dating overweight men or women. Eighty-five percent of men agreed with the statement, "A couple Read more...

Three guys found themselves in Hades: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4', dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone. The voice of the Devil was heard, 'Brett, you have sinned! You are Read more...

When three couples -- elderly, middle-aged and newlywed -- sought to join a local church, they were informed by the pastor: "We have special requirements for new members. You must abstain from sex for two weeks." Reappearing at the end of two weeks, each couple was asked by the pastor whether they succeeded. The elderly man replied: "No problem at all." He and his Read more...

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." The artist Read more...

The latest hints on how to impress a woman are scurrying around the Web -- along with suggestions on making an impact on the other sex. To impress a woman: compliment, cuddle, kiss, caress, stroke, love, tease, comfort, protect, hold and wine and dine her; buy nice things for her, listen, care, support respect and go to the ends of the earth only for her. To impress a man: show up naked Read more...

When it comes to a meeting of the sexes, practicality often wins the day. Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes Read more...

Ah, the yuppie. Consider the dilemma of one extremely focused young man stranded on a desert island. Finding himself with only bananas and coconuts for sustenance, he discovers the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She tells him she lives on the other side of the island, has a home, complete with kitchen, food and all the required amenities for living -- all constructed with her two hands Read more...

A man getting on in years is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year-old woman." "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime, she comes home and we make Read more...

Yes, the conversations in a confessional are private -- but this one seems a bit obvious. Upon entering the confessional, a young women spilled the beans, admitting: "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me -- seven times." The priest thought long and hard, then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass, then drink it." The young woman Read more...