Sofia Vergara gets an A for her Double Ds

Sofia Vergara let the cats out of the bag and they are popping up all over the internet: she admitted in an interview in Self magazine (and to anyone who asks) that her double-D breasts have boosted her career.

They not only boosted it, it has gone right over the top in her effervescent role as Gloria, who speaks her mind, on Modern Family. In fact, her puppies have probably raised the profile of all the characters on that show. If not for them, who would be watching Ed ONeill?

Why the hullabaloo over baloobas? Its not like having bodacious tatas has never helped anyone elses career. Pamela Anderson comes to mind, although Im not sure she ever actually had a career after Baywatch. Dolly Parton is certainly identified with her outstanding assets. In fact, dont many female celebrities find a way to spotlight their boobies strapless gowns, push-up bras, gorgeous lingerie, topless opps?

Salma Hayek whipped out her spectacular hoo hoos to feed a starving infant on a goodwill trip to Sierra Leone in 2009. She let an ABC News team film her dairy pillows partly out of compassion for the child, but also to help lift the stigma against breast- feeding in Africa. It also helped lift the stigma on Salma Hayek breastfeeding in public.

A full bosom is a time-honored tradition not only in Hollywood, but on the international film scene. Who can forget Anita Ekberg, who bombed, even with a full rack, in Hollywood, but became an icon after starring in Federico Fellinis La Dolce Vita. Her scene at the Trevi fountain in Rome ensures her stature as one of the sexiest women of all time.

Not that a woman has to have high beam hooters to attract attention. Tits on a stick never hurt stars like Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz, Gwyneth Paltrow, and the venerable Michelle Pfeiffer.So why is it news when a celebrity acknowledges what everyone knows? Sofia is a curvaceous babe and an astute spokeswoman for herself. The most shocking secret Vergara let slip is that she is a natural blonde. She dyes her hair dark to fit the cultural image of a hot Latina. Crush that between two plump peppers.And note that the hottest, most beloved Latina has no breasts at all: Dora the Explorer.Bio note: Judy Kirkwoods tatas are 100 percent real but only 68 percent photogenic. View Photos of Sofia Vergara
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