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A little boy returns home from his first day at school and asks his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" The woman, who believes in all the most modern educational theories, gives him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she has finished, the little lad produces an enrollment form that he had brought home from school. "All right," he Read more...

A man was setting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous, young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly towards him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, Read more...

WASHINGTON -- Eli Finkel was still an undergrad when he realized "somebody could spend his life asking questions about relationships, trying to find the answers to those questions and then teaching interested young minds about the research." But when, as a newly minted psychology professor teaching a course on romantic relationships, he faced questions from a discerning student Read more...

A man walks into a building and gets into the elevator. He presses the button for the fifth floor. At the second floor the most stunning woman he has ever seen gets into the elevator and leans seductively against the wall. The man doesn't know where to look and starts to get very nervous. The woman begins to unbutton her blouse and throws it on the floor. She then takes off her bra and throws Read more...

A doctor and his wife have a terrible fight at the breakfast table. The doctor gets up in a rage and walks out, yelling, "And you are not any good in bed, either!" After some time, he realizes that he was nasty and decides to make amends. He calls his wife and after at least a dozen rings she answers the phone. Again irritated, the doctor asks, "What took you so long to answer Read more...

At bedtime, the amorous husband prepared two aspirins and a glass of water for his wife. "What is this for?" "For you headache, dear." "But I don't have a headache." "Good." Read more...

A particularly macho man married a good-looking lady. After the wedding, the man laid down the following rules: "I'll be home if I want and when I want. I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing with my old buddies whenever I want -- and don't you give me a hard time about it! Those are Read more...

ARLINGTON, Va. -- Most people think it's probably unwise to have an affair with one's boss or someone else with whom you work, but is it unethical? Well, yes and no -- depending on whether you are a man or woman, according to the Ethics Resource Center, which today released initial statistics from its sixth biennial National Business Ethics Survey (NBES). While only 14.9 percent of Americans Read more...

As a surprise gift for his 95th birthday, a group of Bernstein's friends pitched in and hired a lady of the evening to pay him a visit. That night, Bernstein answered his door to find the beautiful young woman on his porch. "Are you Bernstein?" she inquired seductively. "Yes, I sure am," the elderly man replied. "I'm here to give you super sex," she Read more...

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks the woman to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel room. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go wash her Read more...