Colin Firth Has a (Gulp) Bald Spot

Nooooo!!!

Say it aint so.

Here, Colin FirthMr. Darcy to usappears to be (sniff) going bald.

The Kings Speech actor is seen here at Los Angeles airport ducking into a car, and, well, his hair is looking a bit thin on top.

But, Colin, youre perfect. Tall, handsome, talented British! You cant go bald. Ever. We dont care if its part of growing old. You dont grow old, Colin! Actually, you do, but, like a fine wine or a great pair of leather boots, you only get better. Maybe a little graying by the temples, some dignified crows feet.

See, mortals go bald. Husbands go bald. Chip-eating, beer-drinking, hand-down-their-pants-while-TV-watching men go bald. Mr. Darcy does not go bald!

Okay, were getting a little carried away here. Sorry.

Colin, youre still gorgeous. And if you ever want to go out with us, well still say yes.

(No, really, we will.)

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