10 Holiday Quotes
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Garrison Keillor
A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.This was found at http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/462416/10_funny_christmas_quotes.html?cat=34 -
Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.This was found at http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/462416/10_funny_christmas_quotes.html?cat=34 -
Jay Leno
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasnt for any religious reason, they just couldnt find three wise men and a virgin. This was found at http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/462416/10_funny_christmas_quotes.html?cat=34 -
Jerry Seinfeld
Thats the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by other people other than me.This was found at http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/462416/10_funny_christmas_quotes.html?cat=34 -
Bernard Manning
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on them saying, Toys Not Included. This was found at http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2521425/top_10_funny_quotations_for_christmas.html?cat=2 -
W.C. Fields
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early, and while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, well be seeing six or seven.Found at http://www.funfacts.com.au/funny-christmas-quotes/
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