A Capital Idea

The blonde office worker who got tired of being considered dumb went home one evening and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, a co-worker started telling a dumb blonde joke. The office worker who memorized capitals interrupted him with a shrill announcement.

"I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes," she said. "I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals."

One of the men gathered around the water cooler said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"

She drew herself up with a confident smile on her face. "N," she answered.