A Hairy Problem

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet. He found the problem was hair in its ears, so he cleaned both ears and the dog could then hear fine.

The vet told her if she wanted to keep the problem from recurring, she should go to the store and get some hair remover.

At the store, the druggist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

She replied, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

She said, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist said, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."