A man and a woman were just divorced, and on their way out of the courthouse they were both killed by a runaway bus.
In heaven, they had second thoughts about their divorce so they went to St. Peter and ask to be remarried. St. Peter said "come back in 15 years!"
Fifteen years later they came back and a minister remarried them.
Soon after they started fighting again, and wanted to split up. So they went back to St. Peter and asked to be divorced.
St. Peter threw up his hands and said, "It took me 15 years to find a preacher up here and now you want me to find a lawyer?!
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