A woman is having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they're carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrives home unexpectedly.
"Quick," says the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She bundles him in the closet stark naked.
The husband, however, becomes suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovers the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asks him.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," says the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?"
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths."
"And where are your clothes?"
The man looks down at himself and says, "Those little devils."
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