Little Johnny tells his teacher that he found a kitten on the way to school that morning. "Was it dead or alive?" the teacher asks.
"I think it was dead because when I pissed in its ear it didn't move."
The teacher is astonished. "Why did you do that?" she asks.
Johnny responds, "You know ... I went PSSST, in it's ear, and it didn't move!"
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