A Second Opinion

A doctor and his wife have a terrible fight at the breakfast table. The doctor gets up in a rage and walks out, yelling, "And you are not any good in bed, either!"

After some time, he realizes that he was nasty and decides to make amends. He calls his wife and after at least a dozen rings she answers the phone. Again irritated, the doctor asks, "What took you so long to answer the phone"?

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this late in the day? Doing what"? the doctor asks.

"I was getting a second opinion," she replies.