The head of a company is interviewing candidates for public relationsdirector, and one of the applicants stands out from the rest. He has anexcellent background, strong recommendations and presents himself well.There's only one problem: He can't say two words without winking. Thetic is very disturbing to the company president and he mentions it tothe man.
"No problem, sir," he says. "I can stop the tick for the eight-hour workday with a couple of aspirin. I'll show you."
He begins digging in his pockets, searching for the aspirin, and inthe process takes out package after package of condoms and puts them onthe table in front of him. Finally he finds the aspirin, takes two, andthe tic disappears.
"That's good," says the president, looking at the dozens of condoms on the table. "But your sex life seems rather, uh, active."
"Oh, no," says the man. "I'm a happily married man. But you know howit is. I go into a pharmacy and, because of this tic, when I ask foraspirin, I wink."
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