A Woman's Trump Card

A particularly macho man married a good-looking lady. After the wedding, the man laid down the following rules: "I'll be home if I want and when I want. I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing with my old buddies whenever I want -- and don't you give me a hard time about it! Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at 7 o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not!"