A new Restaurant opens in a city. On the window a sign says "We have all food and we mean it. If you can name something we don't have, you win one million dollars!"
A man walks by, reads the sign and says "I'll try this." So he goes in and says, "can I have caterpillar legs on rye bread?" They say coming right up.
The next day he goes in determined and says "Can I have worms in my spaghetti?" They say "coming right up!" So he tries and tries about 9 more times. Still no one has won the money.
The 10th time he walks in and says, "Can I have elephant ears on white bread?" they say ... "of course! there's no stopping you is there ... coming right up!"
About 10 minutes later the waiter comes with the money. The man said "I thought you had it!?!" The waiter said "we had the elephant ears, but we ran out of white bread!"
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