A little girl tells a visitor to the house, "I got a new bicycle for my birthday. Do you want to see it?"
The visitor agrees, and the child leads her to the garage.
"That's a beautiful bicycle," the woman says. "Can you ride it?"
"Oh, yes, I can ride it," the child says proudly. Then, with a sad face, she says, "But it's broke."
"What's wrong with it?"
"I don't know," the little girl says, and shrugs. "But every time I get on to ride it, it falls down."
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