As a surprise gift for his 95th birthday, a group of Bernstein's friends pitched in and hired a lady of the evening to pay him a visit. That night, Bernstein answered his door to find the beautiful young woman on his porch.
"Are you Bernstein?" she inquired seductively.
"Yes, I sure am," the elderly man replied.
"I'm here to give you super sex," she cooed.
Bernstein thought for a moment and then replied, "I'll take the soup."
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