Posted November 2, 2009 1:33 PM
A district attorney is questioning a prospective juror for a murder trial that has been publicized in all the papers.
"If the defendant were to be convicted tomorrow, could you kill him for his crime?" asks the district attorney.
"Well, no," the man replies. "But I could do it on Saturday, if that would be OK."
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