Two priests decide to take a vacation in Hawaii. Not wanting to call attention to their calling, they buy colorful shirts, shorts and sandals before heading to the beach.
Once on the sand, they can't help but notice a very beautiful blond woman in a bikini walking toward them. As she passes, they hear her say, "Hello, Fathers."
They can't understand how she knew about their occupation, so they go out and buy even more outrageous clothing and sunglasses.
The next day, they return to the beach. Again they see the blond woman walking toward them, and this time, she is wearing a string bikini. As she passes them, she again says, "Hello, Fathers."
They can't take it any more. One of the priests blurts out, "Young lady, we are indeed priests and proud of it, but how on earth did you know?"
She replies, "Don't you recognize me? I'm Sister Kathryn."
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