Don't Do Her Any Favors

A 13-year-old boy is puzzled over a girl problem, and he talks it over with his 14-year-old brother.

"I've walked to school with her three times," the younger boy says. "I've carried her books. I bought her ice cream sodas twice. Now, do you think I ought to kiss her?"

"Naw, you don't need to," his brother says. "You've done enough for her already."