A long line of passengers is lined up at an airline ticket counter when an older fellow walks past everyone and up to the head of the line.
"I want a $50 ticket to New York," he tells the clerk loudly.
"You can't go to New York for $50," the clerk says.
"Well," says the man indignantly, "where can I go?"
Everyone in line answers as with one voice.
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