Fond Memories

A man a few years beyond the ThirdAge is sitting in his living room engrossed in a book. One of his grandchildren enters and asks, "What are you reading, Grandpa?"

"A very sad book," the man replies. "It's called 'The Joy of Sex.'"

"'The Joy of Sex'?" his grandson asks. "That's not a sad book, Grandpa."

The old fellow sighs. "At my age it is."