Gone Batty

One night at about 2:00 a.m., two bats were hanging upside down, when one bat nudged the other bat's wing."Hey, you wanna go and get some blood, a midnight snack?"

The other bat says, "Now where the heck are we going to get blood at two in the morning?'

So the first bat says, "If you don't want to go, fine. I'll go by myself."

About 30 minutes later the first bat came back with blood dripping out of his mouth, and all over his body. The second bat says, "Where did you get all that blood?"

And the first bat says, "See that tree over there?"

"Yeah," says the second bat.

"Well I didn't," said the first bat.