Two dog owners are bragging about the intelligence of their pets.
"The brightest dog I ever had," says one, "was a Great Dane that used to play cards. He was great at poker. But finally, a friend complained about him and I had to get rid of him."
"You got rid of him, a bright dog like that? A dog like that would be worth a million dollars!" his friend says, incredulous.
"Had to," the man replies. "Caught him using marked cards."
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