Men will tell you it takes an understanding wife to make a marriage work, and some females learn that earlier than others.
One of those was a little girl who walked hand-in with a little boy to a neighbor's house and told the grandmotherly lady who answered the door, "We're playing house. This is my husband and I'm his wife. May we come in?"
Thoroughly enchanted by the scene confronting her, the lady replied, "By all means." Once inside, she offered the children lemonade and cookies, which they graciously accepted.
When a second tall glass of lemonade was offered, the little girl remarked, "No thank you. We have to go now. My husband just wet his pants."
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