Grounds for Divorce

A woman sees a lawyer about a divorce. "Any grounds?" he asks.

Woman: Yeah, about 2 acres.

Lawyer: Do you have a grudge?

Woman: No, we have a car port.

Lawyer: Does your husband beat you up in the morning?

Woman: No, I get up before him.

Agitated lawyer: Well, do you or don't you want a divorce?

Woman: No, my husband wants it ... he says he can't communicate with me!