Guessing Game
Posted August 27, 2007 3:37 PM
Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room at the retirement home.
She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"
Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
Submitted by IJAZZ in the "Share a Joke" discussion
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Posted August 21, 2008 12:16 PM
A woman almost bit off her husbands willy as he cooked pancakes for tea, while she gave him oral sex. IN the heat of the passion,he lost his grip on the pan and split boiling oil down her naked back. She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan. Both only admitted how they recd their injuries after INTENSE QUESTIONING, by hospital docs in Carioca,Romania.THe man needed treatment to his willy while the wife had burns,two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.
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