An American history professor is trying to explain to his students how society's ideal of beauty changes with time. "For example," he says, "take the 1921 Miss America. She stood 5 feet, 1 inch tall, weighed 108 pounds and had measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she'd do in today's version of the contest?"
The class falls silent for a moment. Then one student pipes up, "Not very well."
"Why is that?" the professor asks.
"For one thing," the student points out, "she'd be about 100 years old."
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