A man arrives at work one morning limping badly. A co-worker asks what happened.
"Oh, nothing," the man says. "It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while."
"Gee, I never knew you played hockey."
"I didn't," his friend says. "I hurt it last night when I lost $1,000 on the Stanley Cup playoffs. I put my foot through the television set."
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