A burglar is going through the valuables in a house when the owners come home and surprise him.
The burglar turns on them. "Now that you've found me, I'm going to have to kill you," he says.
"First, though," he says, "I want to know your names."
"Isabel," says the wife.
"Isabel? That was my mother's name," the burglar says. "I guess I can't kill you after all."
Then he turns to the husband and asks his name.
"My name is John," the man says. "But my friends call me Isabel."
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