International Relations

Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the United Nations. The only question asked was, "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure:
  • In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
  • In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
  • In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
  • And in the United States they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

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