A 3-year-old boy goes with his dad to see a new litter of kittens at a neighbor's house.
On returning home, he breathlessly tells his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."
"How do you know that?" his mother asks.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replies. "I think it's printed on their stomachs."
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