Life Sentence

On her 80th birthday, a woman receives a notice that she has to report for jury duty. Immediately, she picks up the phone and calls the clerk of court's office to them that she is exempt because of her age.

"You need to come in and fill out the exemption forms," a clerk there tells her.

"I've already done that," she replies. "I did it last year."

"You have to do it every year," she is told.

"Why?" she asks. "Do you think I'm going to get younger?"