Look on the Bright Side

Tom had never been on a fishing boat before, and now he was thinking it was the stupidest thing he'd ever done in his life. Who would ever have believed that seasickness could be tso awful? With every pitch and roll, Tom wondered how he was going to survive the remaining two hours of the trip.
One of the deckhands came up to him and said, "Don't worry, young fella. Nobody ever died of seasickness."

"You've just taken away my last hope for relief," Tom said.