A young man comes home from work and is greeted at the door by his usually sweet young bride, who is sobbing with anger.
"You are self-centered beyond belief!" she screams at him.
Surprised by the outburst, he asks her why she is so upset.
She waves a piece of mail in his face. "You bought a life insurance policy," she sobs. "You insured your life, but you didn't insure mine!"
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