One of the more pompous members of an exclusive men's club is in a bar, holding forth on his remarkable abilities as an explorer and hunter.
"On one occasion," he rumbles, "I suddenly came face to face with an enormous lion. I had never before seen such a huge beast. He stood only a few feet from me and was the perfect picture of ferocity. He roared; I fired; I hit him right between the yours."
"The yours?" one of the guests asks. "What's yours?"
"Kind of you to ask," says the storyteller. "I'll have a whiskey and soda."
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