Men Are From Mars ...

The latest hints on how to impress a woman are scurrying around the Web -- along with suggestions on making an impact on the other sex.

To impress a woman: compliment, cuddle, kiss, caress, stroke, love, tease, comfort, protect, hold and wine and dine her; buy nice things for her, listen, care, support respect and go to the ends of the earth only for her.

To impress a man: show up naked -- and bring beer.