Morning Oath

A Sunday school teacher is quizzing her students. Turning to one, she asks, "Billy, where is the house of God?"

Billy thinks for a moment, then responds:, "In the bathroom, teacher."

"Why do you say that?" she asks, trying to maintain her composure."Because nearly every morning my father stands outside the door and says, "My God, are you still in there?"

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