Mouths to Feed

A man has his annual physical, and afterward the doctor tells him, "You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"

"Well," the patient says, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?" the doctor asks.

"Yes, I have," answers the man.

"Well, what did they have to say about it?" the doctor asks.

The man replies, "They're in favor, 10 to 2."

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