A man goes in to see his boss. "It's my wife's birthday tomorrow," he says, "so I have to leave work early to get her a present."
"What does she want?" the boss asks.
"I asked her that last week," the man says, "and she told me, 'Oh, I don't know. Just give me something with diamonds.'"
"So what are you getting her?" the boss asks.
Says the employee, "A pack of playing cards."
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