Nothing's Going Right

A little guy is sitting at a bar with a drink in front of him. A big guy walks in, slaps the little guy a couple of times and downs the little guy's drink in one gulp.

The little guy starts to sob.

"What's the matter?" asks the big guy.

"I'm having a real bad day," sobs the little guy. "First, I woke up this morning to get a letter from the bank saying they're going to repossess my house. Next, my wife called me from her sister's to say she's leaving me for my best friend. Then, I went in to work only to find that that I'm laid off."

Finally, I came in here to kill myself. Then you walk in and drink my poison!"