Two young women are sitting at a table in a bar, and one asks the other, "Do you see that guy over there?"
"The one playing with the peanuts?" the other asks.
"Yes," says the first girl. "He looks interesting. What do you think are my odds of getting him to notice me?
"I think the odds are good," says her friend, "but I think the goods are ODD."
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