Perfect Opening

A man goes to apply for a job. After filling out his application and taking the employer's battery of tests, he waits anxiously for the outcome.

The employer reads all the materials and says, "We have the perfect opening for a person like you."

"Oh, great!" exclaims the applicant. "What is it?"

"It's called the door!"

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