A small group of inmates at a state prison stage a brief riot. When the guards subdue them, the instigators are taken before the warden.
"Now then," says the warden, "I would like to know two things. First: Why did you revolt? Second: How did you get out of your cells?"
One of the three men steps forward and says, "Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful."
"I see. And the cell? What did you use to break the bars?"
Says the spokesman: "Toast."
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