A pregnant college student keeps rubbing her side during a final exam. Before she leaves, the professor asks if she is OK. "I noticed you were holding onto your side," he says.
"Oh, I'm fine," she answers. "It's just that my baby was pushing his foot up and down my ribs, and it hurt a little."
"Well, that's good," the professor says, feeling genuinely relieved.
"Yes," she continues. "It's strange. He normally sleeps during your class."
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