Snake in the Grass

A cowboy was riding the range when all of sudden his horse reared up at the sight of a rattlesnake.

The snake looked at the cowboy and said, "Do not be alarmed. I am a rattlesnake genie. Give me three wishes and they will be granted tomorrow morning."

The cowboy told the genie that he wanted to be built like Arnold Schwarzenegger, look like Tom Cruise and be hung like the horse he was riding.

The genie said, "Your wishes have been granted."

The next morning the cowboy looked in the mirror and saw that he was built like Schwarzenegger and looked like Cruise.

Then he looked down between his legs and exclaimed, "Damn! I was riding that mare yesterday!"