An young office messenger boy who wears glasses with lenses as thick as bottle glass is talking to a new employee.
"You know," he says, "everybody says the boss's secretary is the most beautiful young woman in the company. Unfortunately, I've never been able to get a really good look at her.
"Why don't you just go to her office?" the new man asks.
"I do," the messenger boy says. "But every time I come close to her, I get so excited that my glasses steam over."
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