A man suffering from asthma goes to his doctor's office. The elevator is out of order, so the fellow climbs five flights of stairs and opens the office door.
"Doc, I have very bad asthma," he says, panting. "What do you recommend?"
"That's easy. Don't smoke, don't drink, get a lot of rest and get some glasses."
"What do glasses have to do with asthma?" the man asks.
"For one thing, they'll help you find the doctor's office next time. He's on the floor below. I'm an accountant."
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