Sue was a southern belle of the old school. Charming, gracious and ever on the alert for a rich husband. At a fancy dress ball, a well-known billionaire smiled at her. Batting her eye lashes she slid up to him, at which point he whispered in her ear, asking if she would spend the night with him for 10 million dollars.
All atwitter at the thought of this fabulous sum, she whispered "YES!!!"
At this, the billionaire asked her if she would sleep with him for $20. Outraged, she slapped him hard across the face.
"WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM?" she shouted.
"That's already established," he said. "Now we are just haggling about price."
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