Posted April 15, 2009 9:38 PM
A robber with a pistol confronts a person on the street.
"Give me all your money!" the robber says.
"Don't you know who I am?" the would-be victim says archly. "I'm a United States senator."
"In that case," says the robber, "give me back all my money!"
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