The man goes to the shrink, but after a few visits, the psychiatrist confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." He then refers the man to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor evaluates the man and says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
"This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year," says the witch doctor. "All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and you'll have an erection for as long as you wish!"
The man asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it's over?"
"All you or your partner has to say is '1-2-3-4' and it will go down. But be warned -- it will not work again for a year!"
Back at home that night, the man decides to surprise his wife with the good news. While lying in bed with her he says, ?1-2-3.' To his delight, he suddenly gets an erection. Then, his wife turns over and asks, "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"
